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I Accidentally Conquered A Galaxy

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I Accidentally Conquered A Galaxy

by Van



Hello, Mother.

I do not know how to start with this so I'll just jump right into it: I accidentally conquered a galaxy. Don't get me wrong, I think I'm okay with it, but I'm so badly out of my depth that I have no idea what to do.

If you're angry, for the record it was all Dmitri's fault: Rescue a princess, he said, it'll make you rich and famous, he said.

I won't lie, I do love a little fame fortune and riches, but beautiful damsels in distress always did it for me. (Science and swordplay as well, of course, but I cannot resist beauty.) Blame THAT on father!

It took me too long to code this communication channel to find you guys. I'd stop over to talk to you directly, but I'm really busy right now.

I'm actually dictating this to a bot right now while I'm fighting - It's been an interesting 1176 hours.

I'll update you as soon as I can... For now... Help?
*Slides over to*

FreeSpiritedMind


I was at work when suddenly I heard the opening sentence in my head. I wrote it on a nearby sheet of memo paper and this is all I have so far. I hope I can make more stuff.

I've been doing some lurking ninja diving into old archives from the DAFIGHT days. Such a time, such a time. I laughed at the random comics and comment chains I found.

Not trying to create nostalgia where it isn't there or anything, but I am feeling it. Maybe I can do something with it too...
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Shadonut's avatar
at first I thought this was gonna be another poem but then I read the opening line and I was like "omg yeesssss"
I'm feeling the nostalgia for sure